What happened to Wednesday?

Blogger went down for a while and now my post from Wednesday is gone. Let me assure you, it was the most hilarious thing I have ever written. It was at once daring and poignant and I displayed wisdom far beyond my years. A blog post for all time. There were also several very flattering photos of me, taken by renowned photographer, Mario Testino. Did you miss it? That's too bad.

Damn, it's back. Nevermind.