My picks for the Poppies: Eco Artist.

Okay. I can't tell you my pick for this one because I'm NOMINATED, people! And here's my official position on that: It's an honor just to be nominated.

Unofficially? Do you have any idea how thrilled I'd be in the unlikely event that I won? It becomes a lot less unlikely if you go here, right now, without hesitation, and vote for BananaSaurus Rex. Which? Is actually spelled incorrectly on the ballot (yes, how fitting) so if you wouldn't mind voting for "BananSaurus Rex" I'm sure we'll get it all sorted.