Stupid mushrooms.

It's been twenty-five days and have I consumed one drop of truffle oil? Or, eaten a Morel? NO! Morels are not in season, but that's not the point. The point is, I'm disappointed. I really haven't applied myself. There, I said it. I stand before you, feeling like a failure.

But, I have five more days and I'm going to make them count. And? I'm going to eat the dreaded grilled portobello you've all been raving about.