Around here....

Around here, it's spring and my eyes are itchier than anything in the history of eyes. Or the history of itching. My kids have taken to saying super-unhelpful things (that they learned from me) like: "Try not to rub." and "Do you want me to put some drops in?" In between saying semi-unhelpful things like: "Mama, if you leave all your apps open, you run down the battery." and "Is that what you're gonna wear?"
Last week they asked if Santa Claus is real. They said, "We already know, we just want you to tell us the truth."
I cried. Which? I firmly believe, was the only appropriate response.